Welcome to Giles Corrin has no idea. It's called this not because I literally know nothing,

but because it's all about the moment in the week when I have to sit down and write my column

but have absolutely no idea what to write it about, which is where my wife Esther comes in, who, having read all the papers

whilst I take the kids to school always has half a dozen ideas

picked out for me when I get back to be discussed at the kitchen table over a nice

cup of coffee.

Are you going to be able to talk about anything apart from cats? Me, are we rolling?

Of course we're rolling. Well, I am a constant of

professional jars as you know and I'm able to talk about something other than my gorgeous little kittens

Waiting for me I am I've got my phone here poised to receive up-to-date

what's-at- messages of my cats, my kittens,

for me to choose too.

Because it's slightly...

But I can concentrate.

Are you sure?

I think so. I think so. It slightly has consumed everything this cat thing and you've definitely decided

What? There's a super expensive grade? They're not they're not super expensive the super expensive ones I have rejected and actually the fact that she sold my blue one from under me

Having said that she wouldn't show them to anyone else I actually this new woman she's got cats that I prefer which are a Burmese British short-haired cross which is better because that's what my

How much is that? They are only 250 as opposed to 650 because they're not pedigree but actually

if you don't have a pedigree they don't have as many health problems as I was saying to my lovely cat breeder

Sandra your cat breeder you know have a cat breeder. She's called Sandra I love her. We're only that many cats

We're very good friends now anyway so, so the WhatsApp messages are coming in,

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