Welcome to Giles Corrin has no idea. It's called this not because I literally know nothing,

but because it's all about the moment in the week when I have to sit down and write my column

but have absolutely no idea what to write it about, which is where my wife Esther comes in, who, having read all the papers

whilst I take the kids to school always has half a dozen ideas

picked out for me when I get back to be discussed at the kitchen table over a nice

cup of coffee.

Do you think we should do the thing that we did last week, which I noticed that Ben

the producer left in where we talked about what deities and what's happening in the big

wide world because it's moving so fast that who knows where we'll be in

it all might be the end of the world. Okay three two one go. And so one of the

first things we should do is I think we should just explain to people

listening at whatever they're listening sort of Friday morning that it's currently Wednesday.

So Boris Johnson we may have had a general election by the time.

Yeah, it's possible.

Boris Johnson may be a Lib Dem by Friday morning.

Basically, I don't know, perhaps you would like to explain where we are up to now,

because I don't know, I know rubbish on Brexit, but I feel you're more rubbish now because I don't know I know rubbish on Brexit but I feel you

more rubbish so why don't you try and explain where we're at it's a very low blow

Giles you know I am too scared to read any of that stuff no you do you think exactly the approach that I take which is all good.

Let's ignore Brexit fills 19 pages. Let's talk about all the stuff that isn't Brexit

making the papers much shorter and you have to read less of them. It's exactly what I did

with Northern Ireland for 30 years.

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