The Gran Who Knew

Secret Mum Club with Sophiena

Audio Always

Relatable, Motherhood, Comedy, Kids, Kids & Family, Parenting, Confessions, Funny, Family, Sophiena

4.8 • 603 Ratings

🗓️ 4 June 2026

⏱️ 23 minutes

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Summary

One listener shares an incredible moment with her granny, who predicted a baby was on the way. The ladies also get emotional over how quickly children grow up, from toddler cuddles to secondary school applications, and offer advice to a mum struggling with whether to keep chasing a relationship with an absent parent.

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0:00.0	Hello, this is The Secret Mum Club.
0:05.7	I'm Safina.
0:06.4	And I'm Emma.
0:07.1	And welcome to your Thursday's episode.
0:09.2	Where we get to squeeze in all the extra bits and bobs from the week.
0:12.1	Can't squeeze your bits today.
0:13.8	I'll just pretend that you're going to...
0:14.9	You're going to virtually squeeze my bits.
0:17.6	Virtually squeeze your bits.
0:19.1	All of your comments, thoughts, questions and fun stories.
0:21.9	To keep you going through the weekend.
0:23.4	Show it, bonie.
0:25.6	Nah.
0:30.7	We should say because it's not a visual that I am at home today.
0:34.1	Yeah, the world's melting.
0:35.7	Literally, my drive is melting.
0:39.1	And Emma train melted. Yeah, my train melted. And I'm currently melting in this studio because I don't have
0:43.5	the air conditioning like you have. Sorry, honey. It's so cold in here. It's like an igloo.
0:49.8	I can see your nips. I can see your nips from 200 miles away. I mean, they're always wrecked.
0:54.1	They're so big.
0:55.0	They just stand there.
0:56.3	Hello!
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