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Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran phone tap. All right, Danielle, what's your phone tap all about? All right. So Dave wants to phone tap his wife. Their daughter's graduating from high school. So she's been super stressed about all the guests that are coming for dinner. And they're staying, you know, for this party that they're throwing. So he thought it would be fun if I call from the catering hall because there's a little bit of a problem. There's always a problem. Here comes Daniel's phone tap. Yes, I'm looking for Mrs. Nevel, please. Speaking. This is Becky. I am Leonard's assistant over at Zoe's non-catering. Uh-huh. I'm calling about your daughter's party?

Yes.

Yeah.

Well, you're supposed to have the party at six, and we actually need to bump it back two hours,

so we need to start it at four.

At four.

Is that going to be an issue?

Well, yes, that's going to be an issue because she doesn't graduate until 5 o'clock. Dita, that or I have to cancel the whole party. Are you kidding me? No. It is this weekend. I know, and that's why I'm giving you a heads-up a couple of days. You know, I didn't want to call you the day before. A couple of days? Yeah. That's not even a heads-up. Is Grandma going to the graduation?

Send Grandma over to the party to greet the guests. What's the big deal? You know Grandma... You're popping our party in half because everyone can't be there. They can start partying. They're nice and tipsy when the graduation girl gets there, and the party's in full flow. It works. And my... It's pretty that is for my daughter. She is only going to be there for an hour and a half.

She doesn't care. She's not even 21. She can't even drink. What does that have to do with anything? Oh, gosh. As long as she gets the cash in the envelope, she doesn't care. Believe me. You are so disrespectful. Here's the thing, though. We can do the following Sunday at 6 o'clock. No, you listen to me. I have people coming in from out of town. Okay. They are not staying for the whole week. They're coming in for the weekend for the celebration. Okay, so just have them come back the following weekend. Why would I have them come in from out of town twice? Wait, you don't want to see your family more than once? I mean, that's a little rude. I need to call my husband. This is absolutely unacceptable. Okay, thank you. Dave, are you there? Oh, my God. I realize she's going to kill me, but this is good. Oh, she's calling me. Hang on. Okay, missed the call and we'll call her back. Holy man, okay. Hello? I'm sorry, I missed your call. What's up? I am so furious right now. What's going on? I got a call from the restaurant for Kim's Party. Right. And they said that they're double booked, and they proposed that we move it back to four. All right. Well, I mean, if it means trying to say this, I will bow out of the actual ceremony itself so that I can get over there. You're going to make your daughter's graduation. I'm trying to make this work. Okay, just listen to me. Everybody else can go to the party, wouldn't you think?

I mean, let's try and figure out a way to make this happen.

No, that is absolutely. Take that off the place. That is not even an option. It's not the birth of our first grandkid. It's a graduation. I can't have enough of this conversation. Make a phone call. And when you call, don't you. From that nasty bitch.

Yeah, I guess you don't have to take my.

Because really it's just a phone call. And when you call, don't you call, don't you from that nasty bitch. Yeah, I guess you don't have to take my because really it's just a phone tap. Are you kidding me? This is just a joke. My name is Danielle Manaro from Elvis Durand in the morning show. Your husband wanted a phone tap you. I am shaking right now. It's not even funny. Oh, honey, come on. You can play this back at the graduation.

Grandma will love it.

See, there you go.

I was thinking, can I call the cops?

I don't even know what I didn't do.

The Elvis Duran phone tap.

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