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Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran.

The Elvis Duran phone tap.

So Christina says her dad is always yelling at her because she's being careless.

She leaves the top down on her convertible and she leaves the car parked when she goes shopping or whatever.

He really feels like something bad's going to happen.

Someone's going to break something.

He's had him.

So they thought it would be funny to call from the beach where she left the top down yet again

and all of her stuff gets stolen.

So she starts the tap and then we'll come up at the end to break it up.

So all right, here we go.

Here's the phone time.

Listen to it.

Hello.

Dad.

Yeah.

I'm at the beach, and I left the top down, and I just went back to it, and everything is gone.

What's everything?

Like the CD changer, my iPod, my wallet, my phone, my dear glasses, my phone. Why long? Why long? Did you leave all that in the car like that? I know. Well, I just left it in because it's always there. I didn't think I should take it out. You don't leave that stuff there in your car like that, dummy? Your wallet is gone with your license and the IDs and everything? Yeah, my wallet, my license, my credit card, my bag. You're an idiot. I swear how you got to leave that in an open car? The parking lot was, like, empty. I didn't think it was going to be a lot of people here. You don't leave the fucking car like that. It pissing me off. Damage.

You better go home, call the bank and cancel your

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