All right. So as you know, I've been talking about for the last couple weeks how I was watching Fox News and I saw this ad for Minority Leader McCarthy about how I need to text fire Pelosi to like this number to, you know, fire Pelosi to put my thoughts in. So I did. And little did I know. It just signed me up to get text upon text upon text upon texts from the GOP. And some of these are

just absolutely unhinged. Like I got this one the other day. And it was a picture that said top

secret, urgent message from GOP leadership. And then like the text after the picture said,

delete after reading. Attached is the memo I sent to my team. And as a top patriot, I need to loop you in as well. You have 10 minutes to read and delete. And then it sends you to a link. And then you click on the link and it's just fundraising. But the fundraising is like the minimum number is $25. Right. Oh my God. And then they're always like flashing letters. And I also noticed it

automatically signs you up for monthly billing. So that's fun. Like it's just clicked,

just off rips, you know. So that's fun. I got another one that's this just crazy flashing red and

white gif that says emergency matching activated. This is not a drill. Pelosi's campaign armed cronies just enlisted

12 new candidates into their red-to-blue program. Their dark money plot to expand Pelosi's grip

on Congress. On top of that, they just broke another fundraising record. He says this like every

text, and I'm pretty sure it's just a complete fucking lie. This is a major setback. Sustaining

operations against Pelosi's

12 new puppets will require additional funding. We will need to increase all monthly goals by

approximately 30%. They just make up an issue and say, we need more money to solve this.

I like how they think Nancy Pelosi is able to strategize. Oh my God. I know. Just in general.

Oh my God. She doesn't strategize.

And then they're like, we're going to do a six-time match. And then they obviously up how much money you have to give too. But every single one of these is acting for asking for money. And they're always calling me a top patriot. I got one that said I was a top 2% patriot in my area. and it's thanks to people like me

that we can keep Trump's America

First Agenda alive

and I wish it's thanks to people like me that we can keep trump's america

first agenda alive and i wish it was up to people like me it's literally up to you to keep

trump's america that'd be fantastic but sadly they stopped sending me text because i think i answer i

would answer the polls of course i have to and they sent you it's my duty yeah and they sent

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