Okay, Poods, I want you to imagine this. You don't need to close your eyes because I'm not going to.

I'm scared if you close your eyes because what I'm about to say, but I want you to imagine.

Okay, imagine you're on a dating show, okay, like the Bachelorette and you are one of the

Bachelorette and you have to go home. It wouldn't be the Bachelorette, but yeah.

Yeah, but imagine if you're on a show like this.

You have to go home because your mother died.

What would the ghost of Mother Poodle do if you left after two days and went back to date someone?

J-bird, I guess I see how you feel about me.

Makes sense.

And you're, now you're, now you're off chasing some other guy.

Wow, I guess that was replaced by a guy. When I get older losing my hair many years from now

Will he still be sending me a Valentine

birthday greetings bottle of wine

If I'd be out till quarter to three

I gotta say though

Chuck's mother wasn't even in the grave, wasn't even cold.

Was it?

My mother would haunt the shit out of me.

Was it like two days?

It was probably like a week, but it felt like two days.

This better have been like...

Just the travel time alone.

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