Y'all, I was just bitching about my handyman in my apartment building and Jake look...

No, don't say this.

Jake looked dead serious at me and said,

maybe I could be a handyman.

I said, not maybe.

I said, I think I could be a handyman. I said I said not maybe I said I think I could be a handy man.

Okay did so I want you to what does I had a rare moment of overconfidence.

Okay what would a handyman do? I feel I feel like it's just like you said installing locks I could do no fixing like

doors windows you don't have depth perception that's your. You say that all the time. I think if I did a little

bit I would have a knack for it. Handing it. I can put together furniture. It takes you weeks to do that.

And you, maybe my statement was misguided.

I just think...

You literally have someone in your phone called

mounter not because he's mounting you because you just need someone to hang

things on walls which is fine

you know it's not that I can't be a handyman. It's that I don't want to.

How about that?

Well, I support that. I think I need to remind you that being a handyman is different than the

handyman's you see in the movies you watch.

Hello, this is. Andy Man's you see in the movies you watch.

Hello, this is Captain Poodle speaking. Are you ready to find love?

Yes, a hoy, baby.

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