The God Pod Reacts Live As Russia Invades Ukraine

The God Pod

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Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

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🗓️ 28 February 2022

⏱️ 111 minutes

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Russia invaded Ukraine on the day God was going to hold his monthly God Pod ‘End Of The World Party.’ So we spend a lot of time reacting to this very traumatic event, in addition to catching up with our listeners. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	today on the god pod they have cleared hank of most of the invasions and claiming
0:06.8	that most of them were by female bears as confirmed by dna so they can get in a
0:12.0	testing for this but the rape kit backlog fuck that fuck the rape kit backlog but
0:18.1	the bears we must clear hanks good name
0:22.8	there's another big race out there they're from another galaxy and they're
0:26.8	these they're these fire entities so that's why you're all fans of the god pod
0:31.0	that is because I was in Star Trek 5 that's not quite something to brag about
0:35.4	god
0:38.5	Jesus how do you feel about being depicted everywhere with ripped six pack
0:43.1	abs i love it i i look like a 22 year old with my six exactly exactly that's
0:49.5	what i was going to say very youthful because 33 year old Jesus doesn't really
0:54.2	have a six pack
1:08.6	welcome to the god pod humans i'm god i'm here today with
1:13.5	psyche and merry mags Jesus will be joining us and also you know a bunch of
1:19.4	of our favorite best most loyal listeners have joined us for this party this is
1:24.4	gods end of the world party and it's the end of the world
1:29.5	and how do you feel i feel fine but uh we'll see how you are how what your mood
1:36.6	is what the vibe is we were just talking about the vibe shifting
1:40.4	i was hoping it was going to be chill and i don't know merry
1:46.6	this this you've seen what i'm not having i'm not having that fucking conversation with you
1:51.2	because you ruined it you're the reason that you've seen what's happened in the news
1:55.6	it gives you the focus change but i think it's fashion
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