God Prepares For 'The Vibe Shift'

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Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

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🗓️ 24 February 2022

⏱️ 63 minutes

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A vibe shift is coming! Will you be prepared? God, Jesus and Mary Magdalene break it down. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	today on the god pod if your lives were interesting you wouldn't be
0:05.6	caring too much about what John Mulaney fucking do okay just
0:10.0	probably why you're also so into what I'm saying go find something to do
0:15.0	outside touch grass leave that Ellen faced man alone leave him be my father
0:23.1	who are in heaven how would be the name they come like dude he made a
0:30.2	whole prayer just to talk about his dad like go on there yes on earth as it is
0:37.4	in heaven it's true give us this day I will give us this day just like you
0:43.2	remember my dad feeds you guys this is I'm adding this to your bio Jesus this is
0:48.5	good you don't think that's too hot 80-82 what do you set your heat at
0:54.2	Mary 75 fish but that's mostly cuz like it costs money to run if it didn't
1:00.3	cost money this place would be a sauna I ask God to move me to one of the
1:05.2	mansions closer to the sun just go
1:18.5	hi everyone God here you're listening to the God pod I'm here today with my
1:25.9	pals Jesus and Mary Magdalene what's up gang hey guys you sound a little
1:31.4	sombre okay do I oh well I was I was sick I had a cold all weekend so yeah I took
1:40.0	a three-day weekend are you better yeah I'm feeling better now okay yeah I mean
1:44.8	I would rather be sure I would rather be asleep but you know I'm here you know I
1:48.6	I slammed a couple day quills and some hot tea I did the netty pot oh no you
1:54.0	didn't netty pots are disgusting I was just explaining this to you yeah they are
1:59.0	gross uh-huh I didn't realize it you you you like you're basically
2:04.5	flushing out your nostrils by forcing water into one nostril and it comes out
2:08.9	the other Google it if you don't believe me it's a disgusting image but people
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