The God Pod Holiday Special!

The God Pod

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Comedy, News Commentary, News

4.7 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 17 December 2024

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Summary

Dear Humans,
My birthday is coming up, and it's time for The God Pod Holiday Special! You won't want to miss this final episode of the year filled with holiday cheer!

What We Cover:

What God did (or didn't) get Jesus for his birthday (And why he's sweating so much)
What we're looking forward to in 2025, from Andor to a new Nintendo system to humans continuing to fight for equality and justice.
What's going on with those mystery drones, and how Trump might be fooling us all.
Who God's Person of the Year is.

And much more!

Transcript

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0:00.0	This week on the God Pod.
0:02.9	Trump can't guarantee Americans won't pay more if tariffs enacted.
0:06.6	Oh, my you.
0:07.5	I can't guarantee anything.
0:09.0	I can't guarantee tomorrow.
0:10.8	You can't guarantee tomorrow?
0:12.4	If he can't guarantee tomorrow, how does he make America great again?
0:15.7	I can't guarantee tomorrow.
0:17.0	Next year and the next four years are going to be a lot of us saying, I told you so.
0:24.2	My person of the year also is
0:26.6	yeah, it's y'all that don't give up the fight.
0:29.1	Yeah, it's you. And it's you, Jesus.
0:31.7	Me? Aw. Are you being nice? Just in time
0:34.7	to your birthday. I know. I feel... How about some validation
0:36.6	from your father? Yeah, I know. How about some validation from your father?
0:37.7	Yeah, I know.
0:38.2	Yeah, finally.
0:39.0	I've waited 2,000 years for that.
0:43.5	People are like, oh, I give up and I'm going to stop engaging and I'm going to stop watching the news and I'm going to stop caring and it's too hard.
0:53.3	That's not caring.
0:58.7	Well, hi there, humans.
1:00.5	Welcome to our holiday episode.
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