God Celebrates 420,000 Followers on Bluesky!

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Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

4.7 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 7 January 2025

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

Dear Human,

God and Jesus return from winter vacation, and we’re catching up on all the good and bad news that happened in the last couple weeks.

Topics include

MAGA’s Meltdown and Blue MAGA Rising
Jimmy Carter and the possibility he’ll replace God in Heaven
Donold crying over flags being flown at ‘half-mast’ during his Inauguration
God and Jesus’s predictions for 2025
God celebrates 420k followers on Bluesky
And lots more!

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Transcript

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0:00.0	This week on the Godpot.
0:02.8	The Democrats are all giddy about our magnificent American flag,
0:06.7	potentially being at half-masked during my inauguration.
0:10.3	And of course it's not half-masked, it's half-staff.
0:12.8	Half-mask is something used in reference to naval ships.
0:17.3	It's also something used often to describe...
0:21.8	Bowners.
0:24.9	Erections. And the lack thereof.
0:31.0	This fucking moron is so unintentionally hilarious sometimes.
0:38.1	They've already banned porn in Florida and like the entire Bible metal.
0:41.9	I am so sorry for you, horny Southerners.
0:45.1	These people literally can't even go fuck themselves.
0:47.9	I would say, hey, go fuck yourselves.
0:49.7	But you know what?
0:51.0	They can't. They're not allowed to.
0:52.4	Big Daddy government stepped in and said, don't you jerk off.
1:00.7	Welcome back, Jesus.
1:02.2	Good to see you.
1:03.1	Hey, God, happy New Year, I guess.
1:06.9	Fuck.
1:07.8	Project 2025 is here.
1:10.2	J6 is here. Project 2025 has started off with a bang. Did you hear?
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