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The God Pod

The God Pod 4/20 Special!

The God Pod

God

Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

4.71.2K Ratings

🗓️ 20 April 2023

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

It’s the God Pod 420 Special! God and cohosts Santa and the Holy Spirit hitch their wagon to a blunt and tell weed jokes, discuss career goals, the chronic, baked goods, and read Chat GPT ‘Onion’ style headlines about God, Santa, and the Holy Spirit. On ‘The GD News,’ the Satanic temple starts a charter school, God sings his weed song, Carl Sagan’s ‘Pale Blue Dot’ bumps the bible for new NASA director’s oath, Pope Francis is a F* Boy, Cosplay outlawed in Texas, propaganja, Justin Jones vs. ‘Racist Bill,’ and an alcoholic dog is 30 days sober. On ‘Ask God,’ you’ll discover if deathbed repentance works, what God thinks about The Church of England considering using gender-neutral pronouns to refer to him, and whether God gets another tattoo. On ‘Listener Feedback,’ Holy Spirit’s ASMR reviews, and no damnation for being a Santa lover. And anarchy breaks loose on the ‘Santa Free-Time,’ segment. THANK YOU to our Sponsors! If you’re looking for an easier way to take supplements, Athletic Greens is giving you a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D AND 5 free travel packs with your first purchase. Go to athleticgreens.com/GODPOD The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS Join our Discord chat server: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Today, on The God帝

0:02.6

As much as I love weed, I don't think that it should be used to promote certain political views and ideologies.

0:10.0

I mean, that's just propaganda.

0:12.0

Oh, my God.

0:14.6

Hey, we're back.

0:15.6

How do I not see where you're going with this shit?

0:20.6

Alcoholic dog who got addicted to drinks left out by owner, now sober.

0:27.2

Yeah, they should have an AA meeting where they're all sitting around smoking cigars and playing cards.

0:31.7

Don't you mean an arf arf meeting?

0:33.5

AHHHHH!

0:34.5

Hahahaha!

0:37.5

Holy spirit admits to being third wheel in Holy Trinity.

0:41.5

Wow, jokes on this headline, I love being a third wheel.

0:45.3

Oftentimes with my friends, I'm a fifth wheel and I love it.

0:49.3

Because why do people freak out like, well, they have sex, so you're, it's weird that you don't.

0:53.9

Wait, are you suggesting that me and Jesus have no?

1:09.9

Hello and welcome to The God帝

1:12.5

On God, thank you so much for joining me on the show once again.

1:16.9

With me today are my co-hosts, the Holy Spirit.

1:21.9

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, hello, God, how are you doing today?

1:25.9

Holy Spirit, I'm doing pretty good yourself.

1:28.9

Oh, I'm doing just fine, thank you.

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