The Girls Are Fighting: Gwyneth vs. Madonna, Paris vs. Nicole & Who Has the Best Gays?
Yestergays with Justin Sylvester and Blakely Thornton
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4.9 • 698 Ratings
🗓️ 22 July 2025
⏱️ 43 minutes
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Summary
Ever had a Hot Gay Summer? Justin & Blakley discuss Gwyneth Paltrow's upcoming biography INCLUDING her falling out with Madonna AND Justin spoils the ENTIRE plot of Ghost for Blakely! PLUS: Can A-listers be friends? Paris vs Nicole! Which celebrity has the best gays? The legend of how Madonna broke up with Alex Rodriguez! AND Justin's story about seeing Mary J Blige live! ALSO: BARBARA WALTERS IS DEAD, FOLKS!
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| 0:00.0 | You guys, welcome to yestergays. |
| 0:09.8 | It's episode nine. |
| 0:12.1 | Yes. |
| 0:13.4 | Thank you for following the chaos. |
| 0:15.7 | You know. |
| 0:16.7 | Blakely Thornton is back. |
| 0:19.3 | Unfortunately, I'm back in America, y'all. You know, they let me back in. Y'all fucked up. Y'all let him back in. By the way, the fact that your passport was not flagged. I'm crazy. I do get randomly searched for bombs, though, every single time. Like, they do that thing in your hands? They do it again at the gate. |
| 0:37.7 | I'm like, bitch, this just, what am I going to do between the initial thing in here? I really got nervous. So did that. My mom called me. She was like, when are you coming back? Text me when you land. I was like, I'm 40. Damn. And she was worried after the whole, you know, me roasting that wedding. |
| 0:56.4 | Listen, I was like, I'm 40. Damn. But she was worried after the whole, you know, me roasting that wedding. |
| 0:56.3 | Listen, I was also watching all your posts in, I'm not going to lie. |
| 1:02.1 | I had a friend tell me that my first year under house arrest, aka being in a relationship |
| 1:06.7 | and not having a hot girl summer was hard. |
| 1:09.9 | And bitch, it was hard and bitch it was hard it was so hard it was |
| 1:16.0 | I just the jealousy I mean it was fun I went from myorka to Paris no no bitch we know where |
| 1:24.5 | you win to can no no Paris to Marseille, to Paris. And then back here. The gay life is really, the gay experience in the summertime is really wild. I mean, you know, like, fuck a hot girl. It's hot gay summer. Try hot gay summer kids, okay? Yeah, girl, but you're going to end up in rehab after that. |
| 1:44.5 | Do not try a hot gay summer. |
| 1:45.9 | If you can't handle a hot gay summer, you better ask somebody before you try it. Well, I mean, I'm doing the 39-year-old version. Like, 25-year-old me, that's different. I'm, like, waking up, going to Barry's at 9 a.m., happening a little, like, French bistro. Like I was I was easing on down the road |
| 2:01.5 | I was doing a marathon out of sprint |
| 2:03.0 | Yeah |
| 2:03.3 | Because a sprint will fuck you up at this age having a little like French bistro like I was I was easing on down the road |
| 2:01.5 | I was doing a marathon not a sprint |
| 2:02.9 | Yeah, because a sprint will fuck you up at this age |
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