Drowning in Fame: Waterworld, Beyonce, and Kelly & Mark!
Yestergays with Justin Sylvester and Blakely Thornton
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4.9 • 698 Ratings
🗓️ 29 July 2025
⏱️ 39 minutes
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Summary
Does child abuse build stars? Justin and Blakely discuss the 1995 box office bomb WATERWORLD and celebrate 25 years of KELLY RIPA on TV!! PLUS: Who would you recast for today's Waterworld? Does Beyonce know what Apple Pay is? Is Diana Ross reclaiming pickup trucks? What did Justin learn when he worked at Ed Hardy? How does Blakely administer Narcan? Would Justin be Kelly Ripa & Mark Consuelos' third? Why Jurassic Park is for white people AND MORE CHRISTMAS TRUTH BOMBS!!
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, hello, hello. We're back again, friends, for episode 10. |
| 0:09.3 | Damn, we made it to 10 of the yestergays. And we haven't killed each other? |
| 0:13.3 | Not yet. Well, we haven't been in the same room for a four or five of them. Bitch. |
| 0:19.1 | 10th in person, 10th total. |
| 0:22.4 | And by the way, every day that we recorded on this podcast, it was like an amazing race. |
| 0:29.0 | Like I would get here and you'd be like, I can't find a podcast, Mike. |
| 0:32.3 | Give me 20 minutes. |
| 0:33.4 | I'd be like, wait, what? |
| 0:34.2 | I was like, I'm in France. |
| 0:36.0 | I am in a French best buy fighting for my motherfucking life. Everybody's like, there's no pun against mics. I'm like, in France. I'm in a French best buy fighting from my motherfucking life. Everybody's like, there's no podcast mics. I'm like, in France, it's almost like, so apparently there's this cultural thing about getting to yes. That's big for, which made me, it unlocked French or the lack of hospitality. It's like, if you ask for something, it's going to start with a no. No matter whether you're like, could I have coffee and you're at a restaurant or like you're at a French past by like where are the podcast? I'm like, we don't have them. But eventually you get to yes. And then they feel like it's been done correctly. So like the journey, whereas in America, we're like, where the fuck is it? And they point this way. And they point in to show you. they're like, so like I had to eventually be like, no, I'm looking for this. |
| 1:13.5 | And they're like, oh, yes. |
| 1:14.3 | I'm like, that's exactly what I fucking said. |
| 1:16.8 | This whole get to yes shit is going to get somebody caught the fuck up. |
| 1:20.0 | Like, I'm sorry. |
| 1:21.5 | And by the way, I, there was two things. |
| 1:24.2 | I thought either, damn, he must be having so much fun on vacation. Like, he's going off. Like, he is like, oh, he's living my best life. Or you were just chaotic abroad. Oh, chaotic abroad. I thought chaotic abroad. It's like, because I'm in a country where I don't speak the language. Also, the time different. So it's like, this is like 10 in the morning. |
| 1:45.1 | It was like 8 p.m. |
| 1:46.2 | That's like gay summer. Yeah. I could be on, if I, if not have for the podcast, I would be on several things or people. You better say people. You know? So I'm like, okay. So I'm like, oh, I know. I mean like stay sober for 8 p.m. |
| 1:59.9 | I mean, for all of you, like the ones I did in sunglasses, I was drunk. |
| 2:03.5 | You were fucked out. |
| 2:04.0 | I was drunk. |
| 2:03.4 | You were fucked up. I was fucked up. I was like, I will fight every bitch in Palm Beach. I was like, what did I say that? Yeah, she was, she was lit. I looked back and I was like, ooh, okay. All right. We were like loose lips sink ships. |
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