Whether thou art a ghost that hath come from the earth, or a phantom of night that

has no hollow, or one that lieth dead in the desert, or a ghost unburied, or a demon, or a

ghoul, whatever thou be until thou art removed, thou shalt find here no water to drink,

thou shalt not stretch forth thy hand to our own into our house enter thou not through our fence break through thou not we are protected though we may be frightened our life you may not steal though we may be scared to death.

Welcome to scared to death, creeps, peepers, Roberts and Annabels. I'm Dan.

Hello, Daniel. I'm Lulu.

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Lulu has a charity announcement, and then that's it, and we're off into the stories.

Okay, great. Yes, this month we have donated $10,600 to basic needs, a nonprofit providing

a lifeline to those in need during times of adversity. From barrier-free access to food

and toiletries to clothing and furniture, basic needs offer support to low-income families and seniors

facing impossible choices like, should I pay rent or should I pay for this much-needed

medication?

Wow.

And it's just an awful position for far, far too many Americans to be in.

So basic needs is doing some truly incredible work in and around Cottage Grove, Minnesota.

And if you'd like to learn more about what they're doing, you can visit basic needs mn.org.

Awesome.

And then also we've set aside $1,180 for the 26 scholarship.

And if you're looking for some scholarship support or information, please visit badmagic productions.com and click the scholarship tab. Sweet. Sweet. And now, uh, what paranormal listener claims have you chosen from those sent in to my story at scared to death podcast.com? Oh, I don't have anything because none of that shit's real. Okay. All right. What? What? Ha ha! Just kidding!

I have two stories this week, as usual.

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