Namaste, listeners, Shalama, Shalama, Shackatak, Shawaddy Wadi and wonderful to be in your company again.

It's Clinton Solomon Nectarine Baptiste.

With another edition of my all-new paranormal podcast with me in the studio.

Oh, it's the wonderful Linda Pollard. Hello, Linda! Hello, Clinton. Oh, how have you been, my love? Well, I'm better now, but I had a bit of bad luck earlier on this week. Oh, my goodness. Go on. Try and tell us. I tried a celebrity, uh, skincare regime. It's all the go now, you know. Right. My face fell off. What do you mean? My face fell off. It just flaked a bit. It was like waking up in the touring shroud every morning on my pillow. Was that a joke, Lender? Just try and remind us. No, it's true. Look at my complexion now, though. It's like a baby's bum. Oh God.

Yeah, listen, so what happened? Is it something you buy in the shops? Yeah, it was not in bail order. Face creaming, everyone's going on about it, saying it's the best thing since, well, the last celebrity face cream. But this one, I think she's doing us all in, this one. Well, what is it? I don't really want to say who it is, because the stands might come after me.

God, who is it?

We hammer.

God, in this, like, Well, what is it? Who's... I don't really want to say who it is, because the stands might come after me.

Go on, who is it?

Rihanna.

God, in this light, you do look a bit like, Rihanna.

Bloody hell.

Yeah.

But I think I've got a theory.

She's up the duff, you see.

I think she's trying to take all the available women out while she's indisposed.

Well, don't worry, I'm sure you'll be all right. Linda.

Come on, let's, we're all, we're only having a little bit of a laugh.

Of course we are.

Hold on, hold on.

Where's the laughter one?

And, you know, that's all all we can do now before happens.

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