The Get Up Kids Shaqtin’ Dead

improv4humans with Matt Besser

Matt Besser

Comedy

4.9 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 4 December 2019

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Summary

Matt Pryor of The Get Up Kids joins improvisers Dan Lippert, Sean Conroy, and Danielle Schneider for a musical improv4humans! Matt performs songs that inspire scenes about a writer reporting on the family Thanksgiving, pushing past the apology part of an affair, and a father and son looking for music about playing catch. Plus, celebrities get misidentified on the street, an astronaut deals with a difficult conversationalist, and parents take on the myth of dangerous street crossings.

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0:00.0	You are entering an improvised comedy show restricted to humans only. Improv for humans with Matt Besser.
0:14.0	Today is the special music episode based on our musical guests' beautiful life performances.
0:20.0	Matt and crew will perform fully improvised scenes. Today's artist is Matt Pryor from The Get Up Kids.
0:28.0	Welcome to Improv for humans with Matt Besser. That's me. I'm here with Danny Boy Lippert.
0:38.0	Danny Boy.
0:40.0	Sean Roy.
0:42.0	You seem so not boy Sean. Sorry.
0:46.0	Shiny man and my dear wife, Danielle Schneider.
0:50.0	Why do I think it makes you less than?
0:54.0	When I just met Danielle Schneider.
0:56.0	No, I just want to be like everybody else.
0:58.0	Just another improvised or...
1:00.0	...in a professional capacity.
1:02.0	I think my listeners hear about you in stories a lot. So it's interesting.
1:06.0	I know. It's upsetting.
1:08.0	And I tell stories about you on my podcast.
1:10.0	Yeah, more than in mine are insulting about my sexual prowess and stuff.
1:14.0	I always compliment it.
1:18.0	I eat that pussy foot.
1:20.0	I hear about that on my pot humor special.
1:24.0	That's literally the advertisement for us.
1:26.0	I was literally listening to another...
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