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🗓️ 27 November 2019
⏱️ 71 minutes
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0:00.0 | One time I had my, this is in Chicago, I had my Honda cord, |
0:05.0 | and it was parked in a really tight parking lot, |
0:09.0 | where you have to really maneuver to back out of it. |
0:12.0 | And the front bumper got around, like, |
0:18.0 | somehow hooked into a pole, |
0:20.0 | so that when I backed out, it perfectly like a can opener, |
0:24.0 | just took my bumper off. |
0:28.0 | That's happened to me twice now, I think, about it. |
0:31.0 | A bus took my bumper off, so I'm with you. |
0:34.0 | How does that happen? |
0:36.0 | It's side-to-ide to me on the highway. |
0:38.0 | Oh, Jesus, Lacey. |
0:39.0 | And then they drove off, and then I was like, |
0:41.0 | the car was like really shitty. |
0:43.0 | I guess that's why I'm not sad about any of this. |
0:45.0 | That car ain't it's cursed. |
0:46.0 | But then I got off the freeway, and I was like, |
0:47.0 | I was just keep driving. |
0:49.0 | And I noticed people were staring at my car, |
0:51.0 | so I pulled out. |
0:52.0 | But you didn't know. |
0:53.0 | I didn't think it was that bad. |
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