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🗓️ 1 November 2023
⏱️ 68 minutes
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The boys discuss the perils of modern dating, the terrors of dating in high school, the insanity of Andrew's type, the horrors of Joe breaking up with his high school girlfriend, the deep brokenness inside us all that shouts mercilessly into the void "YOU ARE NOT WORTH OF LOVE!!!!" and more!
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| 0:00.0 | Can I get that trom, can they get that rum, can they get that |
| 0:03.6 | margarut on the rock rock, rock, rock, can they get salt all around that rum, rum, rum, rum, |
| 0:06.7 | tray. I was like, yo, chrey. Do you think you can buy me a bottle of rosay? |
| 0:11.6 | Okay, let's get it now. |
| 0:13.0 | I'm with a bad bitch, he's with his friends. |
| 0:15.0 | I don't say hi, I say keys to the vents, keys to the bench, keys to the bench, |
| 0:16.8 | keys to the fence, |
| 0:17.6 | hump on right left, eat it to the tent. |
| 0:19.0 | If it's trying to get cute, all my stuff out, |
| 0:20.6 | throw it on the road, |
| 0:21.6 | and then y'all fucker, then y'all fucker. |
| 0:23.4 | I'm going at my little slag. Excuse me? I'm sorry, I'm really such a lady. |
| 0:27.6 | I rap young money, you know Slim, baby, and we be doing donuts while we waiving the 380 we gave a lot of money to the babies out in Haiti |
| 0:36.4 | yelling all around the world do you hear me do you like my bunny and a nicky? |
| 0:42.8 | Rest in peace to Anna Nicole Smith. |
| 0:44.4 | Yes, my de-so-ship, say you had a merry, merry Joseph. |
| 0:47.3 | Now buttons up and don't know what you're search. |
| 0:52.0 | That was really insane. That was neat. That was kind of amazing and I think that just brought the energy up to a point that I'm gonna we're gonna keep it there. |
| 1:00.0 | A good children. |
| 1:05.0 | children. |
| 1:17.0 | I'm not kidding. I need a full body shiafzu in the next week or I'm gonna be shiaut out of here. I'm pretty sure you're frequently shiating. |
| 1:20.0 | I've been shiotting and cheating everywhere, but I need to be so and I will be getting sued. |
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