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Softcore History

The Geriatric Masshole Who Murdered Redcoats

Softcore History

Softcore History

Improv, Comedy, History

4.91.2K Ratings

🗓️ 1 December 2025

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Samuel Whittemore fought in the American Revolution. He fought despite the fact that he was born in 1696. At 78 years old, Whittemore, who'd already served in two wars prior to the American Revolution, ambushed a British unit, completely by himself. Why? Because the man was A) a fierce patriot who'd been heavily involved in colonial politics for over a decade, and B) an absolute animal. Find out about Whittemore's life and what happened when he took on an entire British unit by himself in 1775 after the Battles of Lexington and Concord. Subscribe to the Softcore History Patreon for hundreds of hours of extra history content including episodes like this, listener voicemails, movie watch-alongs, and weekly bonus episodes. Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE for seven days at Fitbod.me/SOFTCORERob Foxhttps://www.instagram.com/robfoxthree/ https://twitter.com/RobFoxThree https://www.tiktok.com/@robfoxthree Dan Regesterhttps://www.instagram.com/danregester/ https://twitter.com/dan_regester Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

You are now listening to Softcore History.

0:13.4

What is up? Welcome back to SoftCore History. I am your host for the week, Rob Fox, joined, as always by Dan Regester.

0:20.2

The rumors of my demise are false.

0:24.6

He's still alive.

0:25.7

I'm still here, baby.

0:26.6

Still kicking.

0:27.8

Barely, but I'm still here.

0:29.0

Still going.

0:30.2

You know what?

0:31.5

You're like our last Patreon episode, patreon.com slash softcore history.

0:37.4

The woman who fought in the Revolutionary War

0:39.7

started at the bottom.

0:43.2

And she got mildly successful.

0:46.5

But she did dope shit.

0:47.8

She won a bunch of awards, but she ended up poor and died poor.

0:51.7

But she did dope shit.

0:54.6

My life has been pretty cool.

0:56.3

Up to this point.

0:59.2

Minor setback for a major comeback.

1:01.5

Roller coaster ride.

1:02.5

Yeah.

1:03.4

The IRS agent that's in charge of my file,

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