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Larry Miller Show

The Geopolitics of Socks

Larry Miller Show

Jeff Fox

Shepherd, Garrison, Booze, Keillor, Guffman, Prarie, Hangovers, Larry, Improv, Home, Jean, Comedy, Miller, Companion, Drunk

4.61.1K Ratings

🗓️ 7 March 2012

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

Larry needs a U.N. resolution just to keep his feet warm. Yes, Larry gets into a mental logjam trying to buy some socks. Then he wonders what something is worth if you get it at a discount. Give Larry some credit. No, literally, give him some credit. The battle of the safety razor blade continues. Then Larry pines for macintosh apples (the fruit, not the computer) and waxes nostalgic about Venus Paradise (the coloring set, not the strip joint near the airport).Later, we hear about Washington coming BACK across the Delaware, the little-known (by us) history of the Amazons, why the founding fathers were so high and how much Larry missed Mars. Hint -- completely.And remember, don't trust anyone who watches an odometer.Quote of the week: "They were giving credit cards to terrorists, but I couldn't get one."

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0:00.0

You're listening to the Ace Broadcasting Network.

0:07.0

Hey this is Adam and Matt and here's what's coming up on this week's car

0:15.4

cast. Yeah and there's times when you come up on somebody and you think oh man I

0:19.2

finally caught this guy and you realize it's a guy in a 72 Buick that's driving down a dirt road, you know?

0:24.5

Yeah, it's kind of the last of the, you know, target of Florida kind of thing where

0:30.8

somebody would go, all right, we're going to shut down the streets of

0:35.2

this town during the race but during practice there's going to be a few donkeys and

0:39.2

things carts and shit like that so you have to deal with those and guys just going by in

0:43.6

and guys just going by in Ferraris yeah on on mountain road and you just

0:46.4

see them going down the street cobblestone dogs running past guys sitting out front like drinking wine, you know, old guys like sitting on folding chairs as they just go by the side of the joke.

0:58.6

Yeah, it's a little nuts.

1:00.4

Listen for free through iTunes, the free Adam Corolla app, or visit Ace Carcast.com.

1:07.0

From Level 5 City in Glendale.

1:13.3

It's this week with Larry Miller. Good evening Mr. and Mrs., and everyone who likes jewelry.

1:35.0

Hi, folks, and welcome back to this week with Larry Miller I'm Larry Miller but in a way aren't we all and as always boy that music makes me happy and well they're always terrific of course that's the Dan Peck Orchestra and the Natasha

1:54.3

Rogers dancers featuring boy tenor Joe Viseel asking the musical question if the

2:01.1

number two pencil is the most popular why is it still number two pencil is the most popular, why is it still number two?

2:06.3

We thought here, that's a fantastic question by the way.

2:10.2

Good for you Joe, and the Colonel and I thought, thought you know that's a very provocative question a

2:16.5

how many pencils are there in our country here

2:20.0

we all do know the number two what happened to the number one was it terrible was

2:26.7

it sort of a lenno used to have a joke in his act a great joke when the uh

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