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Larry Miller Show

Larry's Little White Lie

Larry Miller Show

Jeff Fox

Shepherd, Garrison, Booze, Keillor, Guffman, Prarie, Hangovers, Larry, Improv, Home, Jean, Comedy, Miller, Companion, Drunk

4.61.1K Ratings

🗓️ 29 February 2012

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

Larry genuinely loves to be wrong. But this week, he loves to be right! That's the truth. Not a little white lie. That comes later, if we can figure out what a white lie exactly is.Three new updates this week! Now with semi-relevant sound effects! Larry goes overboard with the "Burial At Sea Update." Then we get a charge out of the "Dead Battery Update." Finally, he puts the "mental" in "Environmental Update." Curly lightbulbs, watch your back.Quote of the week: "Prisoners get better toilet paper than that."

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0:00.0

You're listening to the Ace Broadcasting Network.

0:07.0

This week on Alice in. Allison, Rosen, is your new best friend.

0:15.0

Allison sits down with Mark Merin.

0:20.0

You know, throughout my life, there were periods where I'd get a machead. Like like I remember when I first go to my first went to college my freshman year of college I got down to like 165 I was like ridiculously thin and I was so proud of myself and I came home and I'm like look mom I'm half of me

0:34.8

subscribe to Allison Rosen is your new best friend on iTunes only from the

0:40.1

ACE Broadcasting Network. Allison's your new best friend.

0:45.0

From level 5 city in Glendale,

0:51.0

it's this week with Larry Miller. Good evening Mr. and Mrs. America and everyone who tells little white lies.

1:17.0

Hi folks, welcome back to this week with Larry Miller, I Larry Miller but in a way aren't we all and I

1:26.3

have periodically done this but I have to start again by saying that boy that music makes me smile every time every week and I know a bunch of

1:37.1

folks have that same reaction it's just happy music and sometimes I just giggle and

1:41.9

I was just howling right then at that.

1:44.6

Somehow I'm getting to a point where we can actually see the people playing it.

1:49.2

You're imagining that guy in the tube of,

1:51.0

a... a...

1:52.0

hab... hu hu huhu hu hu hu hu hu hu hu hu hu hu hu huhu hu huhu huhu hu huhu that guy on the tuba, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

1:55.5

It just slays me, and of course, why wouldn't it?

1:57.5

Because they're terrific, as always that, of course, that's the Jason Howard Orchestra,

2:01.7

and the Catherine Lascinsky dancers featuring boy

2:04.1

Turner John Dalkey asking the musical question if you choke a smurf what color

2:10.1

does he turn? Interesting. If you start blue, very thought-provoking, John, and yes, we're

2:19.5

going to start this time with the reason that's the third or the eighth, I've mentioned the

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