4.6 • 705 Ratings
🗓️ 30 June 2017
⏱️ 66 minutes
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0:00.0 | This is junk food cinema. |
0:03.0 | Hi, this is Dick Miller. |
0:16.0 | You're listening to Junk Food Cinema on Film School rejects. |
0:21.6 | Who were these guys? In a time before Earth, before the sun, before the light of the stars, when all was darkness |
0:43.4 | and chaos. |
0:45.1 | The old gods, the forgotten gods, ruled the darkness. |
0:48.5 | What was theirs now belongs to the world of light and substance, and the old gods, the rightful |
0:53.4 | masters are jealous, watching mankind with a hatred that is boundless as the stars, |
0:58.2 | with plans for the destruction of man that are beyond imagining. |
1:01.5 | But it turns out that plan revolves heavily around the new flavor of Mountain Dew, |
1:04.7 | so I guess we'll take our chances. |
1:06.5 | Hey, everybody, welcome to junk food cinema. |
1:08.8 | With the longest intro we may have had ever. |
1:12.7 | You know, it was either that or you talking about dick slinging for another five minutes, |
1:16.2 | so I made an editorial call. |
1:18.7 | You guys are cuddling over there on the couch. |
1:20.9 | You're canoodling. |
1:22.3 | Canoodling. |
1:23.0 | This week's junk food pairing, snicker canoodles. |
1:25.5 | I am Brian Salisbury. |
1:27.0 | He is some asshole named Crabble, |
1:29.8 | the god of black coffee. |
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