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Titus Podcast

The Future Skips!

Titus Podcast

Christopher Titus

Comedy, Performing Arts, Arts

4.62.3K Ratings

🗓️ 16 April 2021

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

Are we living in the shittiest Back to the Future movie ever written? Titus, Bombshell, and The Hylinder discuss the latest news... that seems to just repeat itself...repeat itself...repeat itself..thoughts and prayers...thoughts and prayers...thoughts and prayers...And then sing lullabies. 

Titus Podcast ... because the world is a clown show

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0:00.0

Hey guys, this is the Highlander from the Titus podcast.

0:10.9

This episode is brought to you by Hello Fresh Molecule Sunday and our new sponsor,

0:16.3

safishing.com.

0:18.0

And now here's Christopher Titus with the Armageddon.

0:23.1

Hi, I'm Christopher Titus, and this is the Armageddon update. And we are currently living in the shittiest back to the

0:28.5

future movie ever written. It's almost like the writers decided they were going to write the sequel

0:32.7

from the perspective of a bipolar Confederate slave owner Nazi with rage issues.

0:38.5

You know, it would be like if Quentin Tarantino wrote it.

0:41.7

Guns and racism and racism using guns by cops.

0:45.6

Here on the podcast, we've been talking about this for, ah, 12 years now?

0:50.1

Marty, we're going back to the future where people get shot and cops kill black people.

0:54.5

But Doc, that kind of sounds like now.

0:57.0

Great Scott, Marty, it is like now.

1:00.2

You know, I keep hearing, history repeats itself.

1:03.0

But every week, history must be recorded on a CD that someone wiped a bugger on.

1:09.3

You know, if something happens over and over, week after week, it's not history, repeated.

1:16.1

It's a social fucking problem.

1:18.3

And YouTube won't let me show you the brutal video of the deaths of Philando Castile, George, Floyd, Trayvon, Tamir, Rice, Freddie Gray, or this young man, Dante Wright.

1:26.7

Oh, yeah.

1:27.3

He got stopped because he had an

1:29.5

air freshener hanging from his mirror. His tags were expired, and he had warrants for a misdemeanor.

1:36.0

And the cops started to cuff him to arrest him for the misdemeanor warrant. And a 26-year-old

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