Derek and the Dominos
Titus Podcast
Christopher Titus
4.6 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 23 April 2021
⏱️ 99 minutes
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Summary
JU-stice, you got me on my knees... JU-stice, I'm beggin darlin' please! Justice...that elusive blind bitch has once again thrown us a curve ball; she worked! What was supposed to happen..HAPPENED! Titus, Bombshell and The Hylinder talk the Derek Chauvin case, policing, and how epic Titus' early standup comedy was.
#Titus Podcast.. because the world is a clown show
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| 0:00.0 | Hey guys, this is the Highlander from the Titus podcast. |
| 0:11.2 | This episode is brought to you by ritual vitamins. |
| 0:13.6 | Go to ritual.com forward slash Titus to get your deal. |
| 0:17.3 | And now here's Christopher Titus with the Armageddon update. |
| 0:21.5 | I'm Christopher Titus, and this is the Armageddon update. Justice, that elusive blind |
| 0:27.2 | bitch has once again thrown us a curveball. She worked. What was supposed to happen, happened. |
| 0:33.6 | The same justice system that let the cops that beat Rodney King Gofrey that shot Phil Philandro Castile, that killed Timerey Rice, and the cops that shot Alton Sterling. |
| 0:41.8 | Well, this week, however, that justice system finally stepped up and nailed a guy we saw casually murder someone. |
| 0:51.4 | I say casually because his hands were in his pockets. I mean, even James Bond |
| 0:56.9 | villains pat a fucking cat while doing their killing. You know, we're not used to this. Justice, |
| 1:03.1 | I mean, because cops killing people just seems to be the longest running television series |
| 1:07.7 | in history. It's like a sick joke. We could all take bets on exactly what the cops |
| 1:13.0 | will say. I was in fear for my life. He was resisting. And in George Floyd's case, they actually filed |
| 1:19.2 | this report. Man dies after medical issues. Yeah, without that video, it would have just been another |
| 1:25.0 | dead black guy. Yeah, you know what? He fell on his medical |
| 1:28.4 | condition. Oops. You know, I think all of us were waiting for the justice status quo. You know, |
| 1:34.3 | about some prayers. Cops did his job. Oh, I thought he had a gun. It's not racist. Not racist, |
| 1:39.8 | really? Because this dude right here, he's out on bail after murdering two people. But this dude, |
| 1:46.2 | Derek Chauvin, he's going to jail. Guilty in all three counts, and I really don't know |
| 1:52.5 | what to say about it except a bitter, sad, woo-hoo. You know, the saddest part is this shouldn't |
| 1:58.7 | even be news. If you kill somebody, you should go to jail. |
| 2:02.7 | But we are so abused by this system that lets someone with a badge and a gun walk free constantly and consistently. |
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