The Future Is Upon Us!
Armstrong & Getty One More Thing
Armstrong & Getty
4.8 • 815 Ratings
🗓️ 25 January 2020
⏱️ 11 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The future is upon us. |
| 0:02.1 | There will be soon. |
| 0:02.8 | It's still the future. |
| 0:03.8 | Otherwise, it'd be the present. |
| 0:05.1 | The future. |
| 0:06.1 | It's one more thing. |
| 0:08.2 | Armstrong and Getty. |
| 0:09.6 | One more thing. |
| 0:16.4 | I felt like Columbus setting off across the ocean blue last couple of days. |
| 0:21.5 | I actually ordered myself some eyeglasses online. |
| 0:25.3 | It felt very, very dangerous, very hazardous. |
| 0:30.4 | There'd be dragons there, you know, ish. |
| 0:34.0 | I've never done it before. |
| 0:35.3 | I took measurements. |
| 0:36.3 | I gave them, you know, sizes and technical specs that I dug up. |
| 0:40.6 | You're going to put, like, the lenses in sideways and you're going to stab yourself in the eye with glass? |
| 0:46.9 | No, just, you know, normally there's some optician that, you know, fits you and does measurements and says, all right, I'll be right back and |
| 0:54.8 | goes back and forth. And so I took care of some of it. And then I'm going to send off for these |
| 0:58.7 | glasses. And I wrote my, I typed in my prescription. I have it, you know, minus point 50 in that |
| 1:04.5 | box and whatever, blah, blah, blah. And I put it inaccurately. And, and I sent away and they're going to grind them up. Oh, this one website, the one that I like to put it inaccurately and I sent away and they're going to grind them up. |
| 1:13.2 | Oh, this one website, the one that I like the best, and I'm not here to plug anything because they're not paying me. |
| 1:17.5 | But the one I like the best, you could actually upload a picture of yourself, a close-up selfie that became quite large. |
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