Do you remember my 21st birthday?

I do not.

I have a very bad memory.

I'm talking here to one of my very best friends in the world, Cursed and Seer.

You heard her on last week's show.

Do you?

Uh-huh.

It was right after I had graduated college and I had a major crush on two different

guys who each had a girlfriend.

And we all met up at this bar and one guy was encouraging me to take shots.

Encouraging is putting it mildly.

And then the other guy had made me a putting pie and was trying to get me to eat that.

And they were each kind of being like, no, do the shots, no need to eat the putting pie.

And don't do the other thing because you're going to get sick.

And I think you were looking at me and being like, don't do any of it.

But I did it all of it.

You were 21.

I was 21.

You were 21.

And the thing that I remember most about that evening is that I was sitting on my bed.

And you were sitting there with a bucket and you were tying my hair back.

You knew I was going to throw up before I did.

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