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Welcome to France. This is Frank Skinner on Absolute Radio.

Frank.

Frank Skinner.

Absolute.

Well, you know, at the Bullring Shopping Center, there's a smile on every face.

And welcome to Not the Weekend podcast.

I'm Frank Skinner.

And I'm with Emily Dean and Alan Cochran.

I love it. Do you think Pathay News will track you down and demand some sort of court case?

Is that where that's come from?

Well, it isn't from there, but they did use...

Yeah. That was their little

trademark, wasn't it? I liked a person that emailed thinking that we'd picked it because it sounded

like a cockerel saying, Alan Cochran, rather than just someone Googled Cockrell Sound Effect

or something, whatever happened. What a marvellous thing the 21st century is that we can Google

Cockrell Sound Effect.

Someone had said to me when I was 12, one day you'll be able to Google Cockrell Sound Effect.

I'd have laughed in their faces.

Hmm.

Yeah, I was very ill when I was 12.

I mean, a lot of children would have questioned what Google meant and etc., etc.

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