The Best of Frank Skinner on Absolute Radio.

Good morning. This is Frank Skinner. It's Boxing Day.

This is the sort of best bits of this year's show. It's good, isn't it? Merry Christmas.

This is the best of Frank Skinner on Absolute Radio.

This is Frank Skinner with like a radio show thing that involves Emily, Dean and Alan Cochran in quite a big way.

You can normally text the show, but don't text us today, please, because we're not here.

Nice. I love that. A bit of newsreader. Yeah. I love a been a newsreader. Did I have a type...

Maybe off there.

Yeah.

I didn't know about that particular night.

Yes.

It wasn't him.

It wasn't Sir Trevor.

You know, that would be my favourite

celebrity partnership.

What, me and Sir Trevor McDonald.

I could have work. He loves cricket. Oh, I'd love that. Oh, I can imagine me and him, maybe in one of those baths when the taps are in the middle, so we can both lie back. Nice. I think you'd settle disputes very quickly as well, the little marital spats, because you're both directing to the point,

you know?

Yeah. I think he, I mean, I don't think he's a bloke who would just, you know, that you have your own way by any way. No, I think he'd overpower you in a second. No, I don't think. How old is he? Oh, he's of an age, but I still think he's... No, I'd have him... I can go. I'd have him over if he started.

Don't worry about that.

Don't worry about that.

I can take the night.

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