The best of Frank Skinner on Absolute Radio.

Good morning, this is Frank Skinner, it's a new year,

but you're listening to the very best bits of last year's shows.

This is clever little juxtaposition.

Happy new year, everybody.

This is the best of Frank Skinner on Absolute Radio.

Oh, I was in Central London,

and a man was walking towards me,

and he was...

I just had a guess he was from the Middle East.

He got on a massive moustache,

and he'd probably about 50ish.

And he says, Frank Skinner, and I said,

oh, yes, and he went, you're very lucky, man.

Very, very lucky, man.

You're lucky, man. I said,

you're very lucky.

He must have said it 10 times.

Part of it was thinking, oh, hold on a minute,

I have worked my lungs off for you people.

It's not well known for his, as it have worked my lungs off.

No, maybe not.

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