I've got about 10 seconds to tell you about how you can get two-for-one tickets for top-draw comedy nights near you thanks to our friends at the TV channel, Dave, at Absolute Radio.com.com.

Also, I've got to tell you about how you can win a five-night trip to the New York Comedy Festival while you're there, too.

But I've run out of time.

We are Absolute Radio, and right now you're listening to Frank Skinner's section of the broadcast.

Oh, it's not the midweek podcast from Absolute Radio.

Yeah, that's completely impromptu.

Got an his little theme tune now.

We don't have... We should get a specific jingle for not the weekend podcast. Yeah. Yeah. Never even thought about it before. Why don't we have one? Cutbacks. No, I never, it's never occurred to me. Government cuts. I mean, I'll see what we've got that might, uh, mm. Hmm. Mm. Mm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

So, it's not the weekend podcast.

To me, it drags it down.

It's really depressing.

It's slightly contemplative, hasn't it?

It is.

I don't feel like I like to be that thoughtful during the podcast. I like to just talk without thinking. Yeah, well, exactly. There's an element of Russian roulette about the Not the Weekend podcast, so I suppose it does. It brings the best out in us. Yeah. Oh, you've got your film Mojo back and I'm pleased for you.

And there are times, yes, there are times when I have felt during Not the Weekend podcast.

That same feeling I see when I see a large grand stag felled by hunters.

It's somewhat magnificent has died.

Anyway, not very often that... Not this week.

Hey, Mrs?

Completely ignored me.

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