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Also, I've got to tell you about how you can win prizes while you're there too

I've run out of time though

Frank, Frank, Frank, Schimmer, Frank Schimmer

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This is Frank Schimmer on absolute radio

Here you gaffner, here you gaffner

Try my lovely opertators, try my lovely opertators with a bit of butter

Who is this?

That was telly sales in Victorian England

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With Frank Schimmer

This is Frank Schimmer on absolute radio I'm with Emily Dean

I'm with Alan Cochran, aka the Cochral

I'm not doing any jingles, I'm not doing later on

You don't always have to

I feel like I have to do them every time

I thought that was coming when Emily didn't get hers

I thought I were not getting it

Never say never

You said a Bob James Bond title?

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