This is Frank Skinner on Absolute Radio.

This is Frank Skinner on Absolute Radio with Emily Dean, journalist and Alan Cochran

comedian. You can tweet us at Frank on the radio or email us via the Absolute Radio website.

But you know what? Don't text us today because we are not live. We are not live ladies

in gentlemen. I hate to tell you, sorry I just touched the wrong fade. What were you

not interested in that? Are you? No. Get back to your bacon. So yes, the reason we

pre-record in it is I'm not going to wire anything. It's just that I've listened to it a couple

of weeks ago going out. So brilliant. I want to do it again.

I believe you said a couple of weeks ago your exact words were I envy our listeners.

I'm very much looking forward as I can sense myself smiling at home. Even now.

That's nice. Not there is anything funny happening but I just know there will be.

Oh yeah, there's the definite sense. I say wow, I mean suspect.

Oh, it's lovely. I quite like the pre-record atmosphere. It's a bit like, remember the last

day of term and everyone would wear Muffede. Yes, we never called it Muffede. That's a

modern phrase to me. I was it. Yeah, it's something I've learned since being a modern

is it? It's old. I think it's old fashioned. In York we called it non-uniform day.

Non-uniform day. So practical. Very dour, down to earth.

I don't know. It could have been these fancy Muffede ways.

It could not suggest that you're going to adopt an alternative approach to life, non-uniform

days. That's where some of the children went off the rails on that particular Friday.

It was the one day of the week the people from Yorkshire expressed their individuality.

I've been trapped in the LS Lowry painting world. I know that's Lancashire but it is.

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