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guess what? I had a strange journey in this morning.

I don't know what happened.

Well, I got in and I said to the driver, morning and he said,

my hall, and I thought, now, is that like a very poor attempt at morning?

He got to the mirror and thought, oh, forget it.

Or is it?

Does he not speak English or, you know, I was confused.

Yeah.

And I said, we're going to Golden Square and he said,

bear, and I thought, now this is, he just, you know, we dogs.

You know, if you've got a dog called Anthony and people go,

Anthony, if you went, it still call me just the tune.

Essentially, he's communicating with you in a tonal language.

Really?

So I didn't believe he's done in Thailand.

So I sort of gave up.

I didn't bother speaking on the way in.

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