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Now. Now.

Did I tell you to go to an Irish pub wherever I walked in? The landlord would go.

No.

Now. I arrived this. We have a bit of a tradition. I'm sure anyone listening to these who works in that.

Apparently there are people listening to these who work according to research.

Oh yeah. So 37%.

37. I find that extraordinary.

Yeah. And percentage of people listening to this without a hangover.

So when we get in the morning to the radio station here in Golden Square in the heart of London

and an enormous conurbation in southeast England.

And our arrivals are staggered aren't they?

They are staggered. We don't come in like the beetles in hell when they open for separate doors

and then end up in the same house.

First of my disappointment. There you go.

When I went to a dinner party at Andrew Lloyd Webber's and he...

I thought he's just got this little, not a little house.

But I thought it would be somewhere bigger than this.

And when I opened it, he got like the whole terrace. Just like that paper.

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