You're listening to Frank Skinner's podcast from Absolute Radio.

And this is Frank Skinner.

And today I'm with Alan Cockron as ever, but Zoe Lyons has joined the team.

I used to have a jingle that roared. I don't have that anymore.

I'll do it. Hang on.

That's pretty good. It's a bit frothy. I've imagined a bit of frothy.

Come on, put the back of the lion.

Back of the lion's throat. That's where I used to go for a smirk.

It's a lovely pub, the lion's throat.

You could follow the show on Twitter at Frank on the radio or email the show via the Absolute Radio website.

But I tell you what I don't need to do. Don't text us today because we are pre-recording this.

If you could imagine that the two juxtaposed times we are yes today.

I mean a lot of people say that about me in reviews.

But we are yes today, you're today.

And so our communication is thwarted.

I think we could be tweeted.

But we don't know if we can pull that off.

That's my knock-offs, by the way.

Oh, oh, oh.

That's right. That's not going to make for nice radio for some people that don't like that.

Never, never, never done that before.

No, we won't be doing that again.

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