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This is tough like time machine I am Andy Dawson pop-a-bow I'm said Lenny so what

Welcome to the top like time machine Friday morning. I'm saying lonely so what? Well, I'm at the top like time machine Friday morning.

I'm still afflicted Sam by this coronavirus thing.

Yeah, they've got it in Sunderland now.

I've got it all week. I've got fucking congestion, headache, throat, difficulties.

It's a I'm coughing up. I can't even describe what I'm coughing up. But um, I'm coughing up I can't even describe what I'm coughing up but I'm hairballs well I wish but it's it's a mess

I'll do my best there's loads of it about I thought I had it last night I'm

feeling a bit better this morning. But my kids reckon they've got it. What's great is

at schools in schools it's just great. New stories like this are hilarious the impact they have on

school playgrounds are amazing. The amount of lies that my son is coming home

from primary school filled with is unbelievable.

Excellent.

You know the amount of boys you go yeah like I've got it and the doctor said I was

definitely gonna die but it's amazing I've beaten it right but

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