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The Flop House

The Flop House Movie Minute #15 - Hor-nutz!

The Flop House

Dan McCoy

Movies, Bad, Badmovies, Dan Mccoy, Elliott Kalan, Film, Review, Bad Movies, Arts, Stuart Wellington, Tv & Film, Humor, Comedy

4.74.7K Ratings

🗓️ 26 October 2008

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Summary

Stuart's harrowing tale of survival is now a zany comedy starring Seth Rogan.

Transcript

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0:00.0

And now the flop house movie minute

0:10.4

Yeah, guys, so I was I just got back from vacation. It was it was cool. Actually, I'm pooling vacation

0:16.9

It was kind of I was in California. I think they went to California in one of those movies, right?

0:21.6

I don't know. Yeah, so we would camping in Yosemite me and my lady and

0:27.1

And

0:28.1

Well, that's where they make Vegemite

0:30.9

Yosemite Sam was born. Yeah, so I was in Yosemite

0:36.1

National Park and we were we got there a little late and we're looking for a campground

0:40.1

We finally find because it closes. Well it gets dark, dude. There's bears and shit

0:44.8

So we're there. That's what the signs say

0:47.8

Neosemite bears and shit. Yeah, we find we finally find a campsite and

0:53.4

You know, we don't have any firewood because we didn't bring any with us and they don't have like a guy selling firewood

0:58.0

So we go wandering around out in the woods and it's getting late

1:00.9

So we we did that first because we're like fuck we got to get some firewood

1:04.2

We don't have like a hatchet or anything. I'm not like a woodsman in that sense or a killer

1:09.2

Or a killer. Did you know you were going to Yosemite?

1:12.3

It was it like man versus wild and they just dropped you out of a helicopter

1:15.3

It was like it was like one of the saw movies where I wake up

1:18.2

It's like let's play a game. You're in Yosemite. Find some shit. It's a great game. It's called Oregon Trail

1:25.8

No, don't cock the wagons

1:28.4

There's a key to the bomb inside your skull. Are you willing to get it?

1:32.2

River die you

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