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The Flop House

The Flop House: Episode Eleven - Awards Floptacular

The Flop House

Dan McCoy

Tv & Film, Humor, Elliott Kalan, Review, Bad, Comedy, Dan Mccoy, Movies, Badmovies, Arts, Stuart Wellington, Bad Movies, Film

4.74.7K Ratings

🗓️ 6 March 2008

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

Special guest Elliott Kalan returns to discuss what has been called "The Academy Awards of movies," the Oscars. Meanwhile, Stuart hands out tips about the Internet, Dan learns what it means to be a really unlikely stripper, and Elliott fears running afoul of Wayne Enterprises. 0:00 - 0:33 Introduction and theme. 0:34 - 31:49 Welcoming special guest host, Elliott Kalan (segment producer, The Daily Show; humor columnist, Metro), and discussion of the 80th annual Academy Awards. 31:50 - 39:30 Elliott discusses his own experiences helping to produce the 2006 Oscars telecast, and Dan tries to jump in with his own shameless name-dropping. 39:31 - 43:15 We discuss the Razzies, which, coincidentally, was dominated by the film we watched the last time Elliott guest hosted. 43:16 - 45:51 We get bored talking about the Razzies and drift back to the Oscars. 45:52 - 46:39 Dan's cursed laptop provides the show with a shocking twist ending. Also, podcasty business is briefly addressed. 46:40 - 47:26 End theme and outtakes. NOTE: I incorrectly identified our email address as "theflophouse" at gmail.com. It is, of course, "theflophousepodcast" (of course because, in 2008, every other damn email address had been taken).

Transcript

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0:00.0

Tonight on the first annual Flop House Flop Tagular, we discuss the Academy Awards and the Razzies.

0:30.0

So this is our award show slash year-and-review Flop Tagular. Yeah, I like that thing. Okay, so, uh, I think you like too much.

0:46.0

It is good. For the Flop Tagular, we have me, Dan McCoy, these two are really good.

0:51.0

Yes, Elliot. Now two guest hosting appearances is officially our favorite guest host. Yeah. Oh my God. He's like Jessica Beale. He is like Jessica Beale. I'm a very character now.

1:04.0

Yes, and I was acting really is questionable, but it's always hot. So, Jessica Beale all over. Um, and I got to say they're, you know, like they're particular reason aside from us, uh, like, Elliot so much in him doing during the podcast.

1:20.0

We wanted for this episode because Elliot has had some direct experience with the Oscars.

1:29.0

The Daily Show with John Stewart, your boss, John Stewart. Yes, I was just like, yeah, I'm scared. Well, he can't. I got trapped. Oh, I just go here.

1:40.0

I think you might get to use the cat who's on the table and then she'll start packing the box. Yeah.

1:44.0

Looks at the scene. She'll be taking the podcast. Yeah.

1:48.0

It'll just be like, it'll be just like freakers when it can't answer into the internet. On her blog.

1:54.0

I'm Dan's cat dot blog spot. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

2:00.0

The plot has sucked in three. But no, I wanted to say, um, I'm sure host it again this year.

2:06.0

I don't want to get into any awkward areas. Any conflicts of interest, but.

2:10.0

Yeah, to refuse myself. How do you hit your boss?

2:13.0

I thought he did. He did a very solid job. The job of the Oscar host is to get the show moving along and that there are people and buy some light moments.

2:23.0

It certainly did all of them. Yeah. I'll tell you what I'm always, I guess in the minority when it comes to, you know, Oscar hosts, like who I feel that does a good job.

2:32.0

Like whenever I feel someone has done a good job, inevitably I open up the newspaper the next day.

2:37.0

You know, so and so bombed at the Oscars. I know you love you. You loved movie that one year.

2:42.0

No. No. The costume change is wonderful. I'm thinking specifically of like when Letterman hosted. I thought Letterman's very funny things.

2:49.0

And then I like he's like the most hated post in recent Oscar memory. Letterman did Letterman did some very funny things if he was hosting Letterman show.

2:58.0

He was hosting the Oscars as long and stupid and fake as the Oscars are.

3:04.0

There is the image of this is the night for Hollywood and play it by Hollywood's rules.

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