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The Flop House

The Flop House: Episode #58 - Twilight: New Moon

The Flop House

Dan McCoy

Movies, Bad, Badmovies, Dan Mccoy, Elliott Kalan, Film, Review, Bad Movies, Arts, Stuart Wellington, Tv & Film, Humor, Comedy

4.74.7K Ratings

🗓️ 11 April 2010

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

0:00 - 0:34 - Introduction and theme0:35 - 37:36 - Hail, hail, the gang's all here. Which gang? All of the supposedly-full-time Flop House co-hosts!  A podcast with all three floppers together comes along once in a blue moon.  Or in this case, a new moon.  A Twilight: New Moon.  ...Remind me never to hire myself as a copywriter.  37:37 - 39:33 - Final judgments39:34 - 43:31 - The long-awaited WINNERS of the "Give Dan a Hook" contest!43:32 - 51:19 - The sad bastards recommend.51:20 - 52:13 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

Transcript

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0:00.0

First vampires, now werewolves.

0:03.0

Is there any monster they can't ruin by making it sexy?

0:07.0

We discuss Twilight New Moon.

0:30.0

Hey everyone, and welcome to the flop house. I'm Dan McCoy. I'm Stuart Wellington.

0:42.0

Elliot Kaelin as himself.

0:44.0

Wow, we're all here. Yeah, it's been a while, right?

0:46.0

The original pages.

0:47.0

It's been a long time.

0:49.0

It's been a long time getting from many people.

0:51.0

It's been a long, long, long time.

0:56.0

And I was quoting the theme song from Enterprise starting Scott Bakula.

1:01.0

Well, nerdier.

1:03.0

That's what we've learned tonight.

1:05.0

Hey, Bakula sounds like Dracula.

1:09.0

That's a good lead in.

1:10.0

On a segue.

1:12.0

Dr. Segway has a good transition for us.

1:15.0

Well, I'm out of Elliot's son reacting to that segue in the corner of the room.

1:19.0

I'm not quite done yet.

1:21.0

We'll talk about the film that we watched tonight, which was Twilight Colon.

1:27.0

I thought it was the Twilight Saga Colon.

1:30.0

I thought it was Twilight Tharp.

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