The Flop House: Episode #55 - The Ugly Truth

The Flop House

Dan McCoy

Movies, Bad, Badmovies, Dan Mccoy, Elliott Kalan, Film, Review, Bad Movies, Arts, Stuart Wellington, Tv & Film, Humor, Comedy

4.7 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 21 February 2010

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

0:00 - 0:30 - Introduction and theme 0:31 - 3:35 - Stuart wastes all of our time by discussing his upcoming 30th birthday. 3:36 - 34:25 - If your criteria for a romantic comedy is that it contains the words "the" and "truth," and has a negative descriptor in the middle, may we suggest The Awful Truth starring Cary Grant? 34:26 - 40:31 - Final judgments 40:32 - 50:00 - Flop House Movie Mailbag 50:01 - 51:14 - An explanation of the new Movie Minute policy. 51:15 - 56:31 - The sad bastards recommend. 56:32 - 58:30 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

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0:00.0	Gerard Butler month continues. We discuss the ugly truth.
0:31.0	Hey everyone and welcome to the flop house. I'm Dan McCoy. I'm steward Wellington. I'm Elliott Caillan. We're all back together again.
0:40.0	Like the Muppets. The original peaches. Hey, hey guys. Hey, hey.
0:46.0	I don't know if you guys knew this. I see there. Hey, hey guys. Yeah, you guys. You two. Yeah.
0:51.0	Only other people in the room. Yeah, yeah. You guys. Um, I. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. I don't know if you guys know this.
0:58.0	But, uh, I'm turning. I'm turning 30 next week. Whoa. 30 years of old. Yeah. 30 years of age. 30 years.
1:06.0	So, what do you think my range is of like. Like how close you can get or like. How far you can throw this.
1:13.0	You can play as an actor. We'll talk about girls I can get later. Let's talk about roles I can play. Okay. Uh, you could be like the best friend.
1:21.0	You could be like the dumb thug. No, no, no, that range of age. Like the jock who doesn't know how to do math. I would say you could play anywhere.
1:28.0	I can see where between 29 and 38. Okay. No, I think it's all rough.
1:36.0	I think you could play easily from 35 to 55. No, I think I think you could probably play a college student. Do you think I could play 13?
1:47.0	Are you on 30? Are you auditioning for a role? Yeah. I could play a college student who had maybe of like deliberately failed a couple of times.
1:54.0	It's level like that guy who was at the University of Wisconsin who'd been in school for 13 years. Like that kind of guy. Sure.
1:59.0	You don't think I could put like a baseball cap on backwards and you'd be like, Oh, he's my high school brother.
2:05.0	Sure. You could put a beanie on and we think you're 13. Yeah. And I'll be listening to like headphones and playing with my swat. Maybe if you hold like a giant lollipop.
2:13.0	It's very big among the teams now. I do have to go with Elliott on this and ask why you care.
2:22.0	I don't know. It's a milestone. It's a milestone in a young man's life. Well, I was a little glum when it happened to me.
2:30.0	It's like the first nocturnal mission. Yeah. It's one of those things you remember for the rest of your days.
2:36.0	Well, you really shouldn't. I mean, you remember the aftermath. You don't remember the actual event.
2:41.0	Yeah. Actually, I mean, I had on video. Oh, I see.
2:45.0	Yeah. I was looking for paranormal activities.
2:49.0	It'd be a very different type of movie if they were they set up looking for a ghost and just turns out he's coming into his sleep.
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