In this special flag day episode, we honor those fallen in the bright wars.

Hey everyone and welcome to the flop house. I'm Dan McCoy. I'm steward Wellington.

And I'm Amanda Nelson. Yeah, that's not a castrated Elliot. Yeah, that's not Elliot.

That's Amanda. Please. How much higher is my voice than Elliot's?

No, I think it's probably on par. It's a slightly less nasal. Yeah.

You have a warm quality of your voice. That's true.

And I think what you're leading into is that we have a guest host this week, right?

Amanda, tell us a little bit about yourself. Why are you here?

Well, I have done stand-up comedy and I used to do comedy show with Dan called Sarah Shaffer is obsessed with you.

I like how you were going to call it the Sarah Shaffer show.

Yeah, I mean, I was going to. But the most important reason why I'm here is that I live two blocks away.

And that's not pull back the curtain. You also showed up in a limousine in front of our personal screen room.

Oh, right. I've written for Greg Jeraldo on Comedy Central in Best Week Ever.

This is a podcast. So we have to steal the TV glamour. If we can get some.

Sure. Wait, there's TV glamour. Like a TV show based on glamour magazine?

No, I just mean that there's no like red carpet for podcasts. Yeah, they're probably.

I mean, unless you're going to like the Poddies or whatever they're called. Wait, is that the name?

I don't know. Streamies. Yeah, right. You're totally right. The Streamies.

You don't go to the Streamies. That is a don't wear good shoes to that.

Well, don't go to the Streamies in Vegas. Like just check where they're being held.

Yeah.

Okay, because there's a different thing out there. Sure.

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