The Flop House: Episode #16 - Alien vs. Predator: Requiem

The Flop House

Dan McCoy

Movies, Bad, Badmovies, Dan Mccoy, Elliott Kalan, Film, Review, Bad Movies, Arts, Stuart Wellington, Tv & Film, Humor, Comedy

4.7 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 17 May 2008

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

In the battle between Alien and Predator, there can be only one winner, and you can bet it's not the viewing public. Meanwhile, Stuart reveals a shocking secret about vaginas, Dan does a sub-par 70's TV impression, and Lou keeps urging people to draw things.0:00 - 0:29 - Introduction and theme.0:30 - 2:35 - We speculate about regular host Elliott Kalan's absence, and learn a little about guest host Lou Fernandez.2:36 - 32:05 - Alien vs. Predator, possibly the coolest concept in the world, provided you're an acne-riddled 12-year-old.32:06 - 35:25 - Final judgments.35:26 - 42:14 - The sad bastards recommend.42:15 - 45:07 - We draw your attention to Elliott's recent television triumph and plug our website a little.45:08 - 48:09 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

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0:00.0	In this episode, it's the Flop House vs Alien vs Predator 2.
0:30.0	Welcome to the Flop House, I'm Dan McCoy, I'm Stuart Wellington, and I'm Lou Fernandez.
0:37.0	Yes, Lou will be subbing in first tonight.
0:40.0	A regular co-host, Elliot Kaelin, had some family business to attend to, but I welcome you guys to speculate on more embarrassing reasons why he couldn't be here tonight.
0:51.0	Diary a proper boy.
0:53.0	Stuart goes immediately to the potty.
0:57.0	Lou, I can only assume that he's getting a full-back tattoo of some sort of icon that he likes, maybe a smurf scene on his back.
1:07.0	I was going to hope you were going to go with like Looney Tune's characters wearing their clothes backwards.
1:12.0	I like Chris Cross.
1:13.0	Oh, nice. I haven't thought about Chris Cross in a while, but...
1:16.0	They're going to make a jump jump.
1:18.0	The Mac Dad will make a jump jump.
1:20.0	They go in that order.
1:21.0	Also, how's the pain will make you jump around?
1:25.0	I'm really impressed with your knowledge of hip-hop circus when I was a kid.
1:31.0	Well, Lou, tell us a little bit about yourself before we get into it.
1:36.0	My goodness, well, I'm extremely modest to start, but I'm an Irish Puerto Rican gentleman born in the island of Puerto Rico.
1:45.0	I'm going to start at the beginning.
1:46.0	Sure, my parents.
1:48.0	Literally, I grew up in Manhattan when I went to school in Wisconsin.
1:54.0	I went to school with the guy who was the focus of the American movie.
1:59.0	Nice.
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