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The Toast

The Five F's: Monday, March 9th, 2026

The Toast

Dear Media

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.333.9K Ratings

🗓️ 9 March 2026

⏱️ 63 minutes

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1. Timothée Chalamet Faces Backlash From Ballet and Opera Communities After Viral ‘No One Cares’ Comment (Variety) (23:53) 2. Travis & Jason Kelce’s Mom Donna Remodeling Her Modest Florida Home (TMZ) (32:49) 3. Rachel Zoe's Los Angeles Home Broken Into (TMZ) (35:56), Rihanna’s Beverly Hills mansion hit by gunfire while singer was at home (Page Six) (38:55) 4. Kevin Costner and Brooks Nader Get Close While Chatting at Las Vegas Casino (TMZ) (45:27) 5. Alix Earle Teases Tough Conversations with Stepmom Ashley Dupré in New Reality Show (PEOPLE) (48:26) 6. Dave Portnoy Responds To Sofia Franklyn By Announcing New Book 'Cancel Me if You Can' (Instagram) (54:22) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠The Toast Patreon ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Toast Merch ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠The Camper & The Counselor⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Lean In Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Good morning girlies, it's the toast.

0:09.0

It's Jackson Claude and we're your host.

0:14.0

It's your favorite show, the fast-five things you need to know.

0:19.0

We'll start your day off, swirly.

0:21.1

It's the toast.

0:22.9

I sound amazing.

0:24.9

Welcome back to The Toast and happy Monday after Daylight Savings.

0:28.9

We've sufficiently sprung forward.

0:31.1

And I just want to say this Monday's not the vibe, like at all.

0:34.0

It's not.

0:34.9

Daylight savings is not the vibe.

0:36.8

I'm not going to go on and on about why it's just not a great idea. I don't feel like it needs to be explained. It doesn't need to be said. I feel like we're all aligned. We're waiting for our civil servants to do something about it. So true. I just can't take it anymore. Lancel daylight savings, especially this one. The other one where we get- Kids in Alaska, okay. The other one where we get an extra hour of sleep, like, fine, fine.

0:58.0

But that, cancel daylight savings, especially this one. The other one where we get... But them kids in Alaska, okay?

0:54.6

The other one where we get an extra hour of sleep, like, fine, fine.

0:58.0

But that means that we have to deal with this one where we lose an hour. And they both... They cancel each other out, like the goodness of one. Like, I don't need either. I need for nothing in this life, okay? No, and it's such a, like a startling change of lifestyle.

1:10.9

So true.

1:11.8

Do you know what I mean?

1:12.3

Like now we, like, startling change of lifestyle.

1:11.6

So true.

1:12.2

Do you know what I mean?

1:27.1

Like now we, like, we'll go to bed later because it stays light later. Like, we're kind of up with the sun and down with the sun. I remember, like, in the summer, we would go to sleep really late because it's, like, still light out. Right. And then when daylight savings happened in the fall, it got dark so early. And that's when we did our like major bedtime move up.

1:29.7

And it's just a lot of change, you know?

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