Eating Potatoes and Doody: Tuesday, March 10th, 2026

The Toast

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Tv & Film, Comedy

4.3 • 33.9K Ratings

🗓️ 10 March 2026

⏱️ 64 minutes

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0:00.0	Good morning girlies, it's the toast.
0:07.0	It's Jackson Claude and we're your host.
0:13.0	It's your favorite show, the fast-five things you need to know.
0:18.0	We'll start your day off, Swirlie. It's the toast. I sound amazing.
0:24.9	Welcome back to The Toast and happy Tuesday. I hope everybody's having a par-delicious,
0:28.5	definitious week this far. It's only Tuesday. It's only Tuesday, so it's too soon to call.
0:34.0	Let's just, you know, let that sink in, you know? Yeah, but I think the potential for parjiness is on the horizon.
0:40.8	The potential is definitely there.
0:42.7	I'm thinking a lot about the horizon because I did something crazy last night.
0:46.9	Thinking a lot about the horizon.
0:49.9	You watched the sunset?
0:51.2	No, crazier.
0:52.5	What?
0:53.2	I finished interstellar. That is crazy. Actually, when I turned on my TV last night, I said I wonder if she's watching interstellar. So your 10 years late interstellar recap is... Starts now. It's now. Did you ever see it? No. I don't even know what movie we're talking about. I was hoping that you had because I have some questions about the ending. First of all, when it ended, don't spoil it by the way. No, no, no, no, I'm not. I'm not. When it ended, I realized I just watched a Christopher Nolan film. Oh, I don't think I knew that. Yeah, I think that was my first one. You didn't see Oppenheimer? I didn't see Oppenheimer.
1:44.7	Don't let Josh Peck hear that. I had a lot going on during Barbinheimer. Yeah, right. I saw Oppenheimer and you would like it. Like it's such a swirly biography. Yeah, like a historical fiction. The commies. That area is my concentration. Yeah. So I should watch Oppenheimer. maybe now I will now that I've put in. You're familiar with Nolan's work.
1:46.6	So I thought it was great.
1:47.7	It's so funny. concentration. Yeah. So I should watch Oppenheimer. Maybe now I will now that I've put into Star.
1:44.7	You're familiar with Nolan's work.
1:46.6	So I thought it was great. It's so funny to me that Timothy's favorite movie is one that he's in. And he acts like he was a background actor. He's not. He's in like the first 40 minutes. Oh. And then, you know, as they age the characters, you know who he- He ages out.
1:59.2	Into your least favorite actor.
2:01.6	Mark Ruffalo.
2:02.4	Casey Affleck.
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