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🗓️ 17 November 2025
⏱️ 51 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to I am the cute one, the most chaotic school dance in the podcast universe. Let's spike the punch, grind to usher, and talk about our favorite topic. Ourselves. Hello, I am Donnie and I am the cute one. And I am Chelsea and I am the cute one. And we are here with the cutest one. And that is Lucy of Lucy on the ground. Hey. Hi, you told me it was on |
| 0:23.7 | camera, so put a little bronzer on. So definitely stunning. Looking lovely. Yeah. |
| 0:29.1 | Alicia Silverstone, as always. Thank you. She's nuts. It's a compliment, but like, I'll never |
| 0:36.4 | forget that she chewed up her kids' food anyway. |
| 0:55.5 | Mm-hmm. I mean, that'll do it. And we are covering First Wives Club today, and we knew we had to turn to you. It's my favorite. I cannot believe it's your first time, Chelsea. I know. I know. That's sick. This was my first time watching it. And as soon as it was on our list, Donnie and I were like, |
| 1:00.9 | we have to have Lucian because I really feel like during COVID, me like many, many other people on this planet, I marked the passage of time based on your post of the women singing, |
| 1:07.8 | you don't own me. Now having seen the hour and a half building up to that, |
| 1:11.9 | you know, a lot more emotional this time around. It's so good. I still have not rewatched since |
| 1:18.5 | Diane, but like I could quote it. So we're good. There are certain celebrity deaths that |
| 1:25.6 | really hit and that one really got me. I agree. But it was so nice that everyone felt that way, too. Like, I was kind of like, you know, sometimes you're like, oh, I'm crazy that this one was. But if you're going to go out, I would want to go out that loved. Oh, yeah. It was so sad. I know. I know. Most of the celebrities I've mourned over aren't really controversial. |
| 1:46.6 | Like, it's the Anna Nicole's of the world, the Whitney Houston's. Ones we can all bond together with. A Diane. Yeah. Joan Rivers was my other one. I was just going to say, Joan, I was on the floor. That was a big one. specifically where I was because I had been shopping with my grandma and |
| 2:01.6 | I got the news alert on my phone and both of us, like I think the rest of the drive home |
| 2:06.3 | just sat in silence. |
| 2:07.9 | So anyway, thanks for tuning into this comedy podcast. |
| 2:10.4 | Comment on the YouTube. |
| 2:12.4 | What was the celebrity death that devastated you? |
| 2:15.5 | No, Chelsea, here's what I'll say. |
| 2:17.2 | We are a comedy podcast, yes, but I hate people that are always a level 10. |
| 2:21.7 | You can't always be funny. |
| 2:23.2 | Sometimes you need a moment of silence. |
| 2:25.0 | Sometimes you need to be a human being. |
| 2:27.4 | We can't be bouncing off the walls at all times. |
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