The first rule of Chinese Fight Club

The Luke and Pete Show

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4.9 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 10 February 2022

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Welcome to Thursday’s Luke and Pete Show. Today's big news is that Fight Club has a new ending in China! More predictably, Pete's still not watched Yellow Jackets and he also once “clouted” a Hollywood actress with his dodgem car.

In the emails, we also have an Egyptian contender for the most scenic commute.

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0:00.0	It's been told that it's £5.00 or by the mortgage company.
0:05.2	What are you going to spend it on?
0:07.2	Probably a cheeky Chinese.
0:09.2	Maybe I'm going to show them in now.
0:11.2	That's very nice.
0:12.2	Well, I'll cover it with it.
0:13.2	It's like on pointless when they say what you're going to spend the prize on.
0:15.6	Sometimes the prize is like 500 quid at one point because you know how pointless works
0:19.6	with the prizes.
0:20.6	You build up until someone wins it.
0:22.6	It's going to be massive.
0:23.6	It's going to be 20 grand.
0:24.6	You can sometimes be 500 quid.
0:25.6	It depends on your timing.
0:27.4	But they're always before the pointless round at the end.
0:30.2	They'll always say what you're going to spend the cash on.
0:32.2	What you're going to spend the cash on.
0:33.2	The other day, no joke.
0:34.2	It was like 500 quid.
0:35.2	And the two people were like, yeah, probably going on.
0:38.2	That was a whole day with all the family.
0:39.2	Well, where you fucking going?
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