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The Luke and Pete Show

A knitted assailant

The Luke and Pete Show

Stak Production

Society & Culture, Comedian, Conversation, Luke Moore, Funny, Top Podcast, Interview, Comedy Interviews, Jokes, Comedians, Best Podcast, Pete Donaldson, Comedy, Personal Journals

4.91.8K Ratings

🗓️ 14 February 2022

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

Pete’s health problems are raging on worse than ever thanks to an attack from an old jumper. However, Luke helpfully has a suggestion which might improve Pete’s health going forward… Potato milk!


In the emails we finally get to the bottom of Episode 140 “Horses can’t vomit” (aka the missing episode) and the truth of the matter is far more harrowing than we expected.


Remember to tune in next time to hear about all the birds that fell out of the Sky…


Get in touch, email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there.



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0:00.0

All right, we're just a couple of craes of the dicks doing their thing. It's the little

0:14.8

peach shore, a place where you kick back, relax, pop a bat in your mouth, and just suck

0:20.4

on it. I'm a sweet time. Oh, you're doing a little bit, baby.

0:25.9

Not bad, not bad. Fizz in mate. Fizz in with battery.

0:30.8

With battery, battery, battery, fizz.

0:33.5

Battery, fizz. What's been going on? I haven't seen you for a wee while.

0:37.0

I know, yeah. I'm having several health scares all at the same time, Luke.

0:42.5

I have heard. We've had loads of emails from people of one email, basically telling me I've got

0:48.2

a lactose intolerance. I don't drink dairy. I don't consume that much dairy, really. So I don't

0:53.9

think that's really the situation. I think I'm just having a one big health scare that started

0:59.5

around about my 40th birthday, and it's all been downhill since then, really.

1:05.3

So you know that I've always felt like we're living in the gigantic simulation?

1:08.9

Yeah. It may well be the simulation selected you from 40 onwards to say, he's had his lot.

1:16.6

Are you up? I don't. I know. I am enjoying myself, though. That's the annoying thing. I'm like,

1:22.6

this is a real shame. If I'm going to shuffle off this model, Kyle, I'm having too good a time.

1:29.3

I don't think it's fair that I basically have had bad guts for like ages,

1:35.9

and which is meant that I'm just constantly kind of googling stomach cultures and, you know,

1:45.1

or like never Google, never Google, but I just, I just honk bad and I only ramble on Wednesday,

1:53.7

I think it was. I basically had, and I went in an anaphylactic shock thanks to wearing a jumper

2:02.2

I found at the back of the cupboard. I mean, I think I feel like on behalf of our friends

2:10.3

listening, I need to investigate that further. You're going to probably have to provide quite a

2:14.8

lot of context for our new listeners here and put a bit of detail on the on the bones,

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