This is the first ever God pod live party, and I'm excited, you're all excited. Hello, everyone. Welcome. I'm your host for this evening. The one and only Almighty God. I'd like to thank everyone who born a ticket to this event.

Or is a patron you get to come every month. One book from your purchase will go to St. Jude Children's Hospital. So we're actually doing some good for once, which is a big step for me, I think. I'm here today with my pals. Jesus, what's up, Jesus? Hey, excited to be here. Yeah. Mary Magdalene. I got. Hi, everyone. How's it going? Good, good, good. Moses is here. I went to the bathroom early.

I'm here for the duration. The prodigal son returns. Correct. Moses. I'm a mess without you, Moses. What can I say? Well, I'm back. I might this next, you know, my therapist, Psychie knows all about that, right, Psychie? I know about all sorts of things, clean and dirty. Please don't tell them everything. And by long time, Nemesis and new path,

you know, Satan is here. Do with me, everybody. Look at all that firing from stone. You smell that? I'm ready for a fricking Friday night. Hell yeah.

Friday. Yeah. Damn, right. Hey, I said and date. That's all I know. Friday, Friday. So, hey, everyone, did you bring your water? Now's the part in the party where Jesus will turn the water that you brought into some really amazing wine. Although, yeah, recently I heard it wasn't that good of a quality is more like a box wine or a Prosecco, right? Jesus. Yes. Yes. And I'm a little hurt by those comments.

But I don't know if we want to bring that up here or maybe a few weeks off. But it wasn't entirely wrong. Okay. If you brought some sage or oregano, you know, maybe Jesus will turn that into marijuana for you. Sure. Is that what you brought?

That's what I brought. Oh, perfect. That's what I like. Satan's got. I just looked at the apparently on the side. You can see when people leave questions and comments. Yeah.

And I just noticed someone mentioned Pino and a war. And I thought their name was a syphilis, but it's actually sys, sys.

Moses. I did do. I totally thought that. I mean, you know, bless them for coming out with it. But you know, apparently it's sys, sys.

It's my. You don't know sys. No, I know. I actually don't know syphilis, but I don't.

Sys of this pushes the rock up the hill in hell, right, Satan? And every day, every day, the rock rolls to the bottom. It's kind of like a metaphor for, you know, work or life, but I like that.

We should have sys of this on the pod. And then just call him syphilis.

So if you're the designated driver home from the Zoom party tonight and you just want to drink water or snap, we're getting that's cool too. No peer pressure here.

So, you know, but just please let Jesus know with a quick pray right now. Okay. Jesus. Are you ready to do your magic spell?

Yes. Yes. Sure. So everybody hold up your glass of water or your oregano, whatever it is.

And on three, I'll do a spell. Okay. And it's going to turn into wine or whatever you want.

One, two, three. Hello, Hamara.

Oh, it's crazy. I have a mountain of GHB, a brand new street drug.

I still have my I still have my 2% milk. Oh, it doesn't work with milk. You need water.

Okay. Well, uh, psyche suddenly got a dildo from that and ready for some pecking.

Oh, it gives you whatever you desire. Yeah. Well, you know what? I don't it's not the kindest of bond. It's more like

mids, but high level mids. This is going to get me blasted. Let's, uh, let's have a toast, take a shot, first

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